Today, like the day that came before it and the day that will almost certainly come after it, sucks majorly. It’s a fact that unites all of us. But watching this man’s impassioned plea to his local city council to legislate in favor of legalized massage parlors (as caught by @25_male_nyc) will hopefully make this day suck a little bit less.
Not all heroes wear capes. Some of them just want to get jacked off by a consenting stranger for a reasonable price. This is a lesson that it’s not just what you say, but how you say it. His shaky tone before cursing. His miming what it must be like to finger a sweaty fat man for a living. There’s just a lot going on here. And while you might not agree with all of his points (like the one that you basically hate America if you don’t vote to legalize a greasy massage table handy) you can’t deny that watching this video made today (a day that sucks) suck less.