Father looks hard at a teenage son, “James, you’ve been adopted.” James jumps up, “Adopted! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!” Father laughs, “No no, James, we are your biological parents. But you need to get packing, your adoptive ones will be here in an hour.” Source: https://short-funny.com/

Funny Jokes A doctor made a mistake and unknowingly prescribed his patient a powerful laxative instead of cough drops. – At the end of the week the patient comes back for a check-up. The doctor asks him: “So how’s it going, Mr. Kowalski? Do you still cough a lot?” – The patient, who’s been sitting there very rigidly, looks at him with wide eyes, “No. I’m afraid to.” Source: https://short-funny.com/